Parodia gay di Born This Way!

Di Massimo Mele il 21 Febbraio 2011. Nessun commento

A parody of Lady Gaga’s “Born This Way” written and performed by Greg Scarnici and featuring gogo boys, Jay Roth and Ricky. Cinematography: Brandon Herman. Audio playback: Paul Regan.

Il testo della canzone:

Doesn’t matter if you like girls,
Or Captital D-I-C-K.Cuz I got something to say about itAnd it goes something like this
I’m hear to tell the young and oldAbout self love and dignity
The best way
To love oneself -Jerk off to a DVD
So go ahead and
Express YourselfWhile you watch some dirty flicks
It doesn’t matter
If you like guysOr wack off to chicks with dicks
I get so ho—orny
Every single dayBut I just jack awayTo some porn that’s gay
And for my brothers who
Like the cooch and boobsJust watch porn that’s straightN play with your prostate!
No there ain’t no other way
Baby watch porn if you’re gayWatch porn if you’re gayIf you happen to be straightRub one out and you’ll feel greatWatch that videoAnd stroke your taint!
Here’s the facts
Watch sexual acts (2X)
Here’s the facts, watch sexual actsIf you like muffs or hairy cracksWhite, black, bareback, girl on girlWork it til you see those pearls
Choke that chicken til you’re throughWhile you watch porn on Xtube.Freeze it, pause that videoBetty Davis, spanked it, too.
You won’t get hair on your palmsFrom dropping gooey spooge bombsSpank that monkey sanePop your cork like champagne
Don’t matter, it’s alright
If you’re hermaphroditeSend out a twee tI’m gonna beat my meat
I get so ho—orny
Every single dayBut I just jack awayTo some porn that’s gay
And for my brothers who
Like the cooch and boobsJust watch porn that’s straightN play with your prostate
No there ain’t no other way
Baby watch porn if you’re gayWatch porn if you’re gayIf you happen to be straightRub one out and you’ll feel greatWatch that videoAnd stroke your taint!
And remember, gay, straight, bi,lesbian, transgender, unik, hermaphrodite…VOGUE!